PSA: Stop Talking Shit In The Nose Bleeds At Soldier Field And Stop Fighting At Sporting Events
Another game at Soldier Field, another shit talking fan getting bundled in the nose bleeds.
It was like 3 weeks ago we just covered this same topic.
Granted, this newer video was from Week 15, when the Eagles came to town. But the video hit the twitter on Friday and started making the rounds.
At first glance, I was pretty sure I witnessed a murder. Or attempted murder.
But thankfully, like Jesus on the third day, this guy rose again.
A few quick things here for all involved and anybody who could see themselves being apart of something this braindead.
1- Stop going to sporting events looking for a fight.
This is the face of a man who fucked around and fought out. (Who also most likely has diabetes and the early stages of heart disease, but that's just kicking a guy while he's down).
He rolled into Soldier Field wearing his team's colors, thought its not clear which team that was. We just know it was NOT the Bears. He had both an Eagles winter hat on (which came off during his tumble). And a Packers hoodie.
It's almost as if this man purposely ascended those steps into the nosebleeds, almost dying of a heart attack in the process, specifically hoping to run into Nicky from Local 232, hot off his wife leaving him, and taking the kids, and about 18 Miller Lites deep.
Either way, this guy is from Philly, or knows enough as a fan, that rule numero uno is you do not, under any circumstance, go into the opposing team's den, wearing opposing colors, and run your mouth. That's a one-way, express ticket to the hospital.
Or, he's from Green Bay, was in Chicago doing some Christmas shopping for things he couldn't find at Meijer or Wal-Mart in Osh Kosh, saw tickets to the Eagles game had plummetted because of the temps, and decided to scoop one up and go poke the bear.
Whichever was the case, giant loser. Literally.
He's seriously lucky he didn't break his neck. And the guy who pushed him was equally as lucky.
Which brings us to point #2.
2- stop getting tough and fighting at sporting events.
There is legit nothing more embarrassing or pointless.
If the fact the players don't give a shit about rivalries anymore, they all shake hands and trade jerseys after the game, and the guy you're rooting to get carted off the field on a stretcher will probably be playing for "your team" in a couple seasons thanks to free-agency don't convince you of this, then let the idea of all your family, friends, girlfriend, and co-workers seeing you on video like this pushing an obese man down an extremely steep cement staircase because he insulted your football team.
(sidebar - the only stairs steeper than Soldier Fields upper deck is Guaranteed Rate's upper deck stairs. That shit's at like a 90 degree angle. Terrifying)
Telling sports fans, from just miles away in this case, that you "own" them at the top of your lungs, because your team beats their team, is so fucking cringe it hurts.
A perfect example of how cringe you look was this fucking see you next tuesday from the Raiders-Pats game a couple weekends ago.
(Imagine being married to that? Or even worse, imagine that being your mom?)
Now if you're just simply white trash, or a mouth-breather or gang-banger from LA, then that's different.
But for the other 98% of us, clean it up guys.
It's a Christmas miracle, or a lot of fireball, that this guy went ass over tea kettle and regained his ground so quickly.
Hopefully all involved learned a valuable lesson.
You're better than this Chicagoans.
You're also better than almost killing that Lions guy, and this shit too.
p.s.- a lot of people are freaking out that this guy had a Bears scarf on. relax. soldier field pro shop sells hats, mittens, scarves, even coats for the people who roll in thinking "it's not that cold", and they're all adorned with Bears logos. our boy here wanted to cover up his necks and chins from the elements so he grabbed himself a scarf from the pro shop.